“Maybe I was just over-confident with my driving skill that’s why I failed.” That thought keeps me awake until now since that DMV disaster last Friday. I still can’t imagine that I failed in that one important test of my life. You see, when you are a teacher, you are used to giving test and not taking it. It’s a different situation when you are the one being tested. But knowing myself, I am also good at exams whether written or oral. The written test that I took last May prior to the road test was a-ok. I didn’t even sweat. Hubby was more nervous for me because he was constantly scolding me that he never saw me open the book [the Driver’s Manual]. Of course, I did. I opened the book. I only opened the book but never really read it. Hahaha. But I was confident that I can pass the written test because I know for a fact that the exam is only a test of common sense. And I did pass it… with flying colors.

The 3-wheel pedicab (Photo courtesy of Chris Gregerson of cgstock.com)
Maybe I was really too confident that’s why I failed in my road test. You see, back in the Philippines, I already have my Driver’s License long before I was able to learn how to drive. Yes, it may sound ridiculous but that is how it was. I did take the test too… but for some reason the guy who handed out the questionnaire also handed out the answers to the questionnaire. I thought he just liked me [*wink] but apparently all those people who took the same written test was also given the answers to the questionnaire. We were just told not to make the test perfect and leave out 2 or 3 wrong answers. Don’t ask me why because I don’t know the answer too.

The carabao-drawn paragos (Photo courtesy of Coy-Coy of My Firstborn blog)
Maybe I was too confident because I had a different experience back in the Philippines. For one thing, when I filed my application for the driver’s license, I didn’t even have to fall in line while waiting for my turn to be served because it so happened that one of my former students works in that Land Transportation Office and when she saw me she immediately approached me and took my document and went inside to process it. So I didn’t even have to wait in long queue to be served. I was sitting comfortably in the air-conditioned office of my former student while she was doing the paper works for me. And in 10 minutes time I got my driver’s license without lifting a finger. Yes, I got my driver’s license that instant and I didn’t even have to take the road test. It may sounds unreasonable but I just didn’t take the road test. Good thing I didn’t have to because I don’t know how to drive a car that time when I got my driver’s license. I only learned how to drive the car after 5 years of having my driver’s license. My Hubby thinks it’s ridiculous but that is how it is in the Philippines. We only take the written test and that’s it.

The horse-driven kalesa or karitela (Photo courtesy of JEP: Staff Weblog - Melody blog)
Maybe my experience in the Philippines is somewhat different because not all those people who are getting a driver’s license own a car. So maybe that is one of the reasons why they don’t give road test anymore. And those people who are getting the driver’s license just need it to be able to work as public utility vehicle drivers for public transportation operators. You see, car is a luxury from where I came from that is why only the rich people can afford it. And for us who don’t own a car we have lots of choices to get around. We have the buses… the taxis… the jeepneys… the motorcycles… the tricycles… the pedicabs [a 3-wheeled bicycle or pedalled rickshaw]… the kalesa [a horse-driven carriage] and even the kariton[push cart made of wood material] or better yet the paragos [a carabao-drawn sledge made of wood] in some far-flung dirt roads in the barrios. You see, unlike here in Maine not all people in my country need a driver’s license. Only those drivers of buses, taxis, jeepneys, tricycles, motorcycles, and tricycles need them. But for the pedicabs, kalesa, kariton and paragos you don’t need one to drive one. And yes you can drive them in the local road side by side with all those means of transportations that I mentioned earlier.

The motorless Kariton or cart is an effective means of transportation during flood season.(Photo courtesy of John Javellana of Pitikmata blog)
Maybe I was too confident that I will pass the road test because I already know how to drive. I learned to drive in just 5 days. I learned to drive the standard type of car. I was good in driving. Somebody told me… if you learned how to drive in the Philippines… you can drive anywhere. Apparently it’s not true. Well, yes I can drive here but I need to follow traffic rules. It’s not that I don’t need to follow traffic rules in the Philippines. I just need to be careful and never ever under any circumstances get caught. But if you do… you only have to pay the price or the bribe. Hahahaha. The traffic rules in the Philippines are basic and almost the same as anywhere in the world. But we have a little unwritten rule… your own rule. Driving in the Philippines is the survival of the fittest, so to speak. You need a lot of common sense because some motorists don’t. You need to drive both offensively and defensive because you do not know when a tricycle will cut you in the middle of the traffic or if the bus will stop to pick up passengers in the middle of the road or a cigarette/candy/sampaguita [our national flower] vendor will knock on your window. And since Philippine traffic is somewhat legendary you have to expect that the heat of the situation will go straight up to some of the drivers’ head and with that you might find yourself in a bad situation. Bumper-to-bumper means just that. You can experience 3 hours traffic on regular days and don’t ask me about days when we have storms and flooded roads. However, in some busy intersections you can get amused by the dancing policemen while waiting for the green light. And this I know is something unique in our country. At least LTO was able to come up with a good idea to entertain the motorists. [To view video of city traffice… click here and for the dancing policeman… click here.]

A typical rush hour traffic in Manila (Photo courtesy of Getty Images).
Oh well, maybe I was just too edgy about the whole road test thingy. I will mail my request for re-exam today [after I post this] so that I can have the new schedule for the road test by next week. Meantime, I’m brushing up on my backing and practice more on my parallel parking to perfect it. And unlike the first time… I feel more at ease now because somehow I already know what to expect. It helps a lot knowing what to expect because I already have an idea what to do. And I am confident that I will pass the next test. If not, there is a third… a forth… and Nth time for me to take it. But if I will go back to the Philippines in few years time from now, I know I will not be able to drive there anymore because it will surely scare me out of my wits to be out on the road with those Kings of the Road.
Additional Information on Philippines Means of Transportation:
The Jeepney: Automotive Icon of the Philippines
Philippine Transportation
Buhay Pinoy: Filipino Life in Pictures
Photo And Video Credits:
Melody for kalesa
Chris Gregerson for pedicab
John Javellana for kariton
Getty Images for traffic
Coy-Coy for the paragos
Srovets for traffic video
itsrenjithb for the dancing policeman video